From our friends at The People’s Cube:
The Book of Invesco
By Mikhail T. Kalashnikov
1Then it came to pass in the Land of Entitlement that the Word became Change and the Change became Hope and the Hope became Change You Can Believe In. 2And The Obamessisah went about all fifty-seven states, teaching at their Caucuses and Primaries, healing malaise among the poor in spirit, and preaching the gospel of Progress. 3Then His fame went throughout all the land; and they came to Him all people who were afflicted with Bush Derangement; and those who were hopenitized; moonbats and troofers; and He wooed them. 4Great multitudes followed Him - from Chicago to Jersey, and beyond the Hills of Beverly.
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In the top photo the Obamessiah is shown with the apostles Sts. Chris and Keith;
in the lower photo the Obamessiah speaks to the gathered multitude, before distributing loaves of largesse and entitlement fish.
(Used with permission.)
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1 comments:
Dr Theo, I laughed till I cried...then I laughed some more.
What a wonderfully apropos gospel for worshippers of the government-god and his son the Obamessiah.
Thanks for making my day!
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